Have you heard about my Balls to the Berlin Wall Tour? I’m playing a bunch of shows in Berlin, and I photoshopped balls onto the Berlin Wall. So it’s a thing.
I'm sitting on a stoop outside F Bar in the Wedding area of Berlin. There's no internet where I'm staying and the bar opens at 6, so I'm squatting here updating my show schedule and chatting with friends back home as groups of schoolchildren pass by, wondering why the homeless lady has a laptop. My shower water is almost coming to a boil upstairs so I'll keep this short: